If I had only known how crazy people really were, I probably wouldn’t be so scared of this thing. The shaving helmet, yes, a helmet you put on your head and it shaves for you. It has been designed by someone with a little more time — and probably hair — than they know what to do with. This helmet will make you bald in 20 seconds, has an automatic injecting shaving cream applicator and no, it won’t cut you. I don’t know if it will take off or not, but it reminds me of the vacuum shaver that an inventor brought on Dragon’s Den a few weeks ago, except this one works.