Gamelink wants to stream porn to Steve Jobs’ iPhone

Apple has all sorts of stringent restrictions for what is fair game for the App Store. Just about any app that involves female body parts are very likely to get a big red stamp of disapproval. Well, Gamelink is prepared to “go there” and offer Steve Jobs a change.

During the iPhone 4.0 OS event this month, the Apple head honcho mentioned the “porn store for Android” where you can “download nothing but porn.” He quickly quipped that this is “a place we don’t want to go – so we’re not going there.” He was later quoted as saying that “folks who want porn can buy an Android phone.”

Gamelink disagrees.

Instead, it’s encouraging El Jobso to test their new streaming mobile site on the iPhone. The key to this circumvention, you see, is that you don’t need to install an “unauthorized” app from Gamelink. Instead, you just use mobile Safari to visit the Gamelink site.

“We’re proud of our site and believe our streaming mobile porn has a place on the iPhone – it certainly has demand,” said Gamelink Director of Business Development Jeff Dillon. “Should Steve Jobs take us up on our offer to ‘go there’ with our streaming porn on his iPhone, we will provide him with a test account & a library full of .mp4 files to stream on his iPhone or download & sync with iTunes.”

Nice try Gamelink, but I’m guessing you’re going to be waiting a little longer than Opera had to (like forever) before Steve loads up your website. I could make a really bad joke about porn on the iPhone and Silicon(e) Valley, but I’m not going to “go there.”


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