We are going old school on you with this one.  Toshiba has come out with a portable DVD player that is really not what we would expect in this day in age. It’s the SD-P12DTK and has a top carrying handle like a lunch box, a stand that pops out of the back like a picture frame and a DVD slot on the back of a 12 inch LED backlit LCD screen.  The resolution of 1,366 x 768, plays MP3/WMA files and has an integrated digital TV tuner as well as DVDs, sorry no HD or DiVX.  It has a decent battery life of 4 hours.

I like it, and sometimes a plain old DVD player is just necessary.