You are not an elitist if you own an Apple iPhone, because it is reasonably affordable to join that touchtastic crowd. You are an elitist, however, if you spend the same amount of money on a protective case that you would on a laptop or two.

If you’re looking to dress up your Apple iPhone with a touch of “I have so much money that I don’t know what to do with it”, then this is clearly the overpriced case for you. The Louis Vuitton iPhone case is constructed from alligator skin and has been dyed an unnatural blue color. Is this ultra-chic, ultra-geek, or a little of both? I think it’s ultra-crazy.

You can find the case on eBay for the low, low price of $1,675. Better still, it comes with free shipping. Would Kanye “Louis Vuitton Don” West approve?