You could easily opt for something from iRiver, Apple, or whatever other manufacturer of portable music players, but you just wouldn’t be Gotham chic without something like this Batman MP3 player. The Batman MP3 player itself is shaped like a 2.75-inch black batshuriken and it seems to be lacking any sort of display whatsoever. Just guess what song you’re playing.

Inside the batshuriken is one gigabyte of storage capacity and the player will work under both Windows and Mac OS X environments. I’d imagine that it just shows up as an external memory device, allowing you to do the drag-and-drop thing. To make things even more Gotham-worthy, the provided stereo headphones are shaped like bat ears.

Don’t expect much in terms of quality and I’m not sure if a lawsuit is in order, but this made-in-China Batman MP3 player will go on sale in June or July for about 80 bucks.