A major complaint that some people new to smartphones may have is that these devices are typically quite a bit bigger than conventional phones. The HTC Magnum takes this to a whole new level. There is absolutely no way that you would ever be able to fit the HTC Magnum in your pocket and chances are that you’d have a tough time even shoehorning this thing in your backpack.

Naturally, this has to be a joke product — at least we hope so — and the gigantic Windows Mobile Pocket PC phone is likely a modified version of a really big tablet PC or perhaps a widescreen monitor that is secretly connected to a computer somewhere else. The massive proportions of this thing would make the on-screen keyboard a little easier to use, I’m sure, even though the guy in the picture is still using a freaking stylus.

It might also be a problem that when you hold this “phone” up to your face, the microphone would essentially be placed at pelvis level. Good times. Good times.