If that’s what you’ve been telling yourself, you should probably heed this warning: you will not be alone. Not only that, but I don’t know if you’ll be comfortable with people finding out whether you have a multi-touch display as well, poking and prodding at your buttons, turning you sideways to see if you’ll automatically orient to landscape mode.

Sure, the kid dressed up in a custom iPhone costume here is pretty cute, but he’s a heck of a lot thicker than I remember Apple’s cell phone being. Then again, he’s got just about as limited edition an iPhone as it gets, because production of his particular costume was likely limited to one. And came with some help from mom and possibly tech-obsessed dad.

In the video below, you’ll find a less-fancy iPhone costume that leaves less to the imagination. It’s almost sad, isn’t it?