I remember when I was “the kid that was good with computers.” Now that I’m old and decrepit, I seem to have a difficult time keeping up with them young whipper-snappers. Case in point: The top prize winner at the LG National Texting Championship was Morgan Pozgar, a thirteen-year-old girl.

Equipped with just a regular old cell phone, she was able to bust out “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in just fifteen seconds, and that was without a single spelling error. I’m not sure if I’d even be able to do that with a QWERTY thumbpad.

Try spelling out the Mary Poppins catchphrase on your phone and post your times below. This is based on the honour system folks, so keep it clean.