There are sprays out there for the summer months to shoo away nasty mosquitos. There are sprays that block UV rays for when you hit up the beach. This is the first time I’ve heard of a spray designed to protect us “from the electromagnetic radiation that is emitted by cell phones and laptops.”

Developed and marketed by Clarins Paris (a skin care company), this unique spray is composed of an assortment of undersea microorganisms. Found on plants near underwater volcanoes, these little creatures have apparently evolved to resist the effects of volcano radiation, so they can presumably do the same for the evil rays that emit from our handheld communicators.

No word on pricing.