Jaw-rattling headphones from Audiobone

Yuck. That’s usually the first reaction people get to earbuds that come encrusted with some nasty ear wax. Now you can avoid that disgusting problem altogether with the Audiobone MGD-04, a set of headphones that “delivers sound through the cheek bone” rather than into your ears.

The speakers are placed just in front of your ears, conducting (and amplifying) the sound vibrations through your skull. They say that it is particularly beneficial to those with “hearing disability or the elderly” and it can also “prevent diseases of auditory organ.” No more ear wax (but maybe more dandruff).