If you’re looking to replace your rosary cross, I’m not sure if it would be appropriate to consider the Saint B MP3 player. Sure, it’s boasts the same shape as the holy cross, but it’s black. You know, the color of evil and all that.

It’s not real yet — just a concept at this point — but the Russian designers have implemented some nifty features, like a beautiful OLED display, intuitive controls, and a handy (er…) “lanyard”. The unsightly location of the headphone jack is a little disconcerting, however.