uBreakup dumps with a pre-recorded message

Your best friend says that he has the perfect girl for you. You take his word for it and go on a blind date and find that she is pleasant, beautiful, and has a great sense of humor. The evening goes surprisingly well, and you go on a few more dates. One fateful evening, however, you head back to her place to discover that she’s a little bit of a nut job, complete with a collection of celebrity toenail clippings. Needless to say, you want to dump her, but you’re too afraid to do it yourself. That’s when ubreakup.com comes into play, as it is the “only service that breaks up for you… and it’s free!” You simply record your message, schedule the call, and uBreakup does the rest. No messy awkwardness until, well, she calls you back.