T-Mobile dumps Catherine Zeta-Jones

“It’s not you, it’s me.”

T-Mobile has just taken one of the strangest moves in telecommunications history, dumping Catherine Zeta-Jones as their official spokesperson, opting for a more “man-on-street approach to marketing.” We may have been mildly amused by Verizon’s “Can you hear me now” guy, but c’mon, you’re getting rid of Catherine?! What are you thinking?! After all, the T-Mo slogan keeps telling me to “Get More”, and you expect me to do that with a “man on the street” rather than with Catherine Zeta-Jones. You’ve got to be kidding me….(Walks off muttering to himself).