Branching out with a new look on the traditional, it’s the USB Memory Stick stick. Genuine hardwood encompassing the USB connector can be yours for as little as $87 USD.

Look twice, you’ll still see it for what it is. The styles and varieties are seemingly endless. It comes in four memory capacities: 128MB, 256MB, 512MB, and 1GB. The high-end model will set you back $228 USD.

They’re on offer from a Dutch company called Oooms, which offers an eclectic mix of products including Hairhats, an Anti-gravity Machine, and a Rebellious Cabinet (whose drawers can’t all be closed at the same time).