Today from the ‘Products that we will never need, nor will we ever want’ department, we bring you the perfumed credit card. Singaporean bank UOB (United Overseas Bank) is trying to lure more women into the credit card business by adding scents to their credit cards.

Apparently this is part of a growing trend overseas; banks have started to produce cards that glow or emit different sounds. Wait till the women find out that they have to pay off that plastic when their bill comes. That smell will emit fears in their husband’s pain receptors every time his wife brings it out of her purse. The smell of debt!